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Fart Fetish Phone Sex

February 17th, 2010

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Hello, darlings.

As a mature phone sex lady, I have to tell you all that I have heard about quite a few fetishes that are not exactly mainstream.

You should never be afraid to share your particular fetish with me because in addition to being a lover of fetish phone sex, I am also completely an anything goes phone sex MILF.

Nothing is going to shock or scandalize me, darling. Most likely, I have already discussed or tried your fetish with another gentleman before. And if not, I am absolutely willing to try it for the first time with you.

One of these such fetishes that gentlemen often seem reluctant to share with me is the fart fetish. I don’t understand what they’re afraid of; I absolutely love to indulge a man’s fetishes.

The fart fetish phone sex lovers have a particular appreciation for my lovely derriere, which I enjoy. It is most certainly one of my best assets. *Laughs* It’s also quite refreshing to be able to speak frankly with a man about bodily functions. Many men, particularly younger ones, believe that a woman should never pass gas or do anything that they might construe as unattractive.

But an older woman such as myself recognizes that farting is simply a fact of life, whether one is male or female. It’s wonderful when a man appreciates a woman in her natural state.

Call me, darlings, for cheap phone sex with Ms. Vivika. I look forward to discussing your fetishes with you.

AIM/Yahoo: MILFVivika

1-877-814-6794 ext. 101963

TO CALL:

If you’ve never called me before, the process is fairly simple. First, you’ll be prompted to register for an account; complete the form as necessary, and once your account is setup, you’ll receive a FREE $5.00 credit, in addition to the funds you place in your account. Then, use the Click to Call button and dial pad on your screen to be connected. There is no connection fee, and the per-minute rate is deducted from the balance in your account.

Easy, right? Try it today!

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Fantasy Roleplay Phone Sex

January 7th, 2010

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Hello to all my wonderful phone sex lovers out there. I hope you are all having a lovely day.

I love fantasy phone sex, darlings, and I know you all do as well. That is why I would like to share with you a bit of the call R. and I had together yesterday.

R. very much enjoys roleplay phone sex with me. One of the things he likes is pretending to be a Republican–which he is not, of course. The two of us speak to one another as fellow Republicans, tossing around conservative talking points, such as outlawing gay marriage and abortion clinics.

Naturally, the conversation eventually turned to our President. The two of us agreed that he was doing a terrible job, even worse, Heaven forbid, than his fellow Democrat Jimmy Carter. *Laughs*

In addition to this very entertaining roleplay, it seems my old friend R. has another fetish as well. I’ll let you guess what it might be, but it involves my sexy, muscular derriere.

R. seemed to find it amusing to hold up pictures of Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and others near his rear end and mine to show them exactly what we thought of them. Oh, yes, R. has quite the little fart fetish, and he enjoyed watching me fart on the pictures of his nemeses. *Laughs*

These fetish phone sex calls are most entertaining to me. They are absolutely a fantastic way to while away these long, cold January nights.

If you’re ready to share your fantasy with Ms. Vivika, then call me today.

AIM/Yahoo: MILFVivika
1-877-814-6794 ext. 101963

TO CALL:

If you’ve never called me before, the process is fairly simple. First, you’ll be prompted to register for an account; complete the form as necessary, and once your account is setup, you’ll receive a FREE $5.00 credit, in addition to the funds you place in your account. Then, use the Click to Call button and dial pad on your screen to be connected. There is no connection fee, and the per-minute rate is deducted from the balance in your account.

Easy, right? Try it today!