Hello, darlings. I was in one of the adult stores in town last night with one of my gentleman friends. As the two of us perused the aisles together, I started thinking about something I would like to share with all of you.

Have you ever noticed that you rarely see small dildos for sale? If you ever do see them, they are always marketed as anal toys for men, rather than vaginal toys for women. Did you ever wonder why that me?

I’ll tell you a little something, darling. Women, whether they admit it or not, do not want small cocks. Oh, they might try to be nice and preserve your feelings by saying something like, “It’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean,” or something equally inane and silly. But the truth is, when we are with our friends discussing our men’s assets, if you are not well-endowed, then…let’s just say we engage in our brand of small penis humiliation that you will most likely never hear.

This phone sex MILF, however, is not afraid to give it to you straight. I don’t have to preserve your feelings, darling. You want me to be brutally honest, don’t you?

Naturally, it goes without saying that any man who is below my “magic number” is not allowed to cum. Orgasm denial or out-and-out chastity are your only options.

Of course, there’s only one way to learn Ms. Vivika’s “magic number.” Simply pick up the phone and call me at my other magic number for cheap phone sex with me.

AIM: MILFVivika
1-877-814-6794 ext. 101963

TO CALL:

If you’ve never called me before, the process is fairly simple. First, you’ll be prompted to register for an account; complete the form as necessary, and once your account is setup, you’ll receive a FREE $5.00 credit, in addition to the funds you place in your account. Then, use the Click to Call button and dial pad on your screen to be connected. There is no connection fee, and the per-minute rate is deducted from the balance in your account.

Easy, right? Try it today!